Winter

"It's -26. Who invented Nebraska?!" --Me
"I'm sorry, what do you want me to do about it?" --Mom
"Nothing. I just wanted you to know that I'm moving to the equator." --Me
"Have fun with those cobras." --Mom
"Mom, I love snakes. I'm freaking Britney Spears, circa 2000." --Me

Love my family; hate the winter.